I awoke this morning to a beautiful thing on STV/ITV e.g. channel 3... Jeremy Kyle has returned !!! Hoorah !!! The plebs and oiks shall be quashed again - Jerry shall strike them down with words of truth, DNA and lie detector results... After the break .

Also I have a report of sorts - 'An Investigation of The Yummyocity of Tesco VS. Morrisons Branded Hummus.'

Morrisons Hummus:

Rank and too much of a 'nutty' earthy taste, the texture needs work as well. Too rough and lumpy, like the chickpeas weren't mashed up particularly thoroughly. Where's the garlic and lemon? Hello? Taste? Where are you? It's just... Terrible. Not Pleasant, but at 80p for 300g who can complain? I certainly can. Disgusting compared to Tesco's own hummus.

Tesco Hummus (Original - not 'With Black Pepper' or 'Low Fat' or '3 pack of different variants' - ORIGINAL STUFF!):

Lovely compared to the swill that Morrison's was trying to fob off as hummus. Perhaps because Tesco weren't stingy with the favourings, e.g. a squirt of the old concentrated lemon juice and a wee bit of extra garlic extract gave the tangy taste I'd been looking for. There was genuinely more flavour, the texture was smoother, the pallor was darker and more appealing. The cracker also didn't (These were standard 'Jacobs Cream Crackers - only the best!) snap in two when getting dragged through it.

Overall: I loved the Tesco stuff, and could go for some more right now...
Sorry 'M' but - you can't do hummus to save yourself, it was like rubbing wallpaper paste on my crackers.

Unfortunately, there aren't any local ASDA, Aldi or Sainsbury's shops so I cannot comment on the qualities of their stuff... Oh, well... Perhaps when I go traveling far and wide I can find... An Aldi... Then travel Westwards towards... Sainsburys and when I'm lost in the middle of the desert... ASDA shall appear to me and I shall taste her hummus, and criticize them as appropriate.

Farewell for now lovely deviants.

It has been a lovely day for hummus and DA.

Well, I drank my wine and fell asleep and now that I've came too... Nothing's different... Feels like 2009, but the newsreader says it's 2010.

I'm glad I got that artificial build up and hype to the New Year out of my system (flushed out by a chelating agent known as Echo Falls...) so much rubbish build up. I think we'd all agree that the best nights out, (or indeed in if none of your friends call you... ) are spontaneous and have no build up and therefore no arbitrary pressures to 'have a good time' that translates into 'what's up with you' when you honestly don't care that much for holidays in the first place.

I need more necessary juice... And chocolate... Doctor! I'm ready for my next dose of wine plz! Where's me glass...

Yeah, new years alright for people who have nuclear families that enjoy each others company... Not for me though. No sir, I still feel the same burning contempt for everything the light touches as I did last year...

So "Happy New Year" if you had a good one, and "Better Luck Next Time..." if you're on the same boat as me...

I love you all really, just not today.

Well, it's probably about 2 degrees Celsius outside! And Jeremy Kyle has been replaced by that orange guy who sells antiques! Where are the raging plebs with Corrie style problems? Where's that horrible camera filter they use before the break that makes the next guest appear mottled and craggy faced? Where's the King of the Gypsies JK himself!?

Where are you Jeremy? I need you to shout at people as part of a balanced breakfast !!!

And what's this news about Cadbury being under threat from Kraft and/or Rochet? Cadbury is a ish institution !!! We need it more than they do !!!

Save Cadburys Chocolate!!!

Lol - Only kidding - I'm just tapping this note out to say: It's snowing w00t !!!

I thought it was just going to be icy and full of solidified ice, compressed to a layer of white concrete by so many people-hooves. Now there's a new layer falling atop the compressed tempo-frost.

Hoorah ! Snow ! Yay !

Merry Xmas... Booze? Where?

Ta.