I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.


If you hate stereotypes and think people should stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.

I haven't joined any of the diverse range of deviantart's clubs, so I hope I get into this one...

I did this morning... Itchy, but up, rather deeply inside my nose. Rather irritating, also slightly warm to the touch. Perhaps I'm ill..? That would be a crying shame as I don't have work to go to right now anyway.

Hence is why I wrote a thread for the "Complaints" forum about how much people talking during a movie annoys the hell out of me.

Also, on Saturday - woke up with an evil, positively malevolent, hangover from hell. Puking, sweating, shivering, puking, pounding headache... Couldn't even keep water down for most of that day. The phone ringing was like a burglar alarm stuck in my ear hole... Owww... Combined with nausea... I thought a coma would be just dandy.

Well, I deserved that one. I hadn't been out for getting slaughtered for a long time, and mixing stout, ale and 'goldshlager' or whatever that toxic acrylamide like gel was.... Ewwww.... Never again. I say that now, but only in moderation shall booze pass my lips from now on. I can't hack wasting a weekend day vomiting and looking like shit. Too nasty... Too unpleasant to even remember, my stomach churns at the very memoirs. I can still feel the texture of thick, gloopy cinnamon flavoured licquer dribbling down my throat...

Sick. Sick. Sick. Disgusting...

But, now I am still looking for work. Morrisons are having me an interview tommorow, the college apparently wants me back for over summer... Who knows, this may work out..?

Anyhoo... I'm away for some water.

Today I wake up, turn around, switch on the t.v adjacent to me... "Animals Do The Funniest Things"... No way. This is terrible, there's nothing good on right now, not that I'm supposed to be enthralled in other endeavors. I need to find new work, but due to my Dad having the day off it feels like "Sunday 2" and so I don't feel like doing anything. I need time to think, to work out how to keep the last few pounds I have safe, find a new job, start saving for a holiday, get a passport, tax rebate? Who knows...

This is just awful... There's so much paper rubbish just flying up on my goggles, wrapping around my face, there's just no need for so much paper !!!

I think it's due to my 'cold' still plaguing me a month after the initial infection thread... My sinuses are still blocked up with a viscous fluid that no matter how much effort I put into clearing it, it sticks and I breathe through my mouth until the next time I feel it making a dash for my nostrils. This is terrible... Is it a sign of depression or hay fever...?

I don't know...

I also 'celebrate' having 1800+ page views !!! YAY !!!

Do you ever have a weekend where, it's going to look better on a Monday..? Mundane, repetition, same flavours, similar experiences, same problems, same moan, same bloody nonsense... I had thought that there would be a subtle sense of evolution..? That no two days would be so similar that I want to give up and just stay at home, downloading movies and streaming..?

Deviantart is always different, the "Popular" section hardly changes, but that's due to a weakness by the viewing public as well as self-perpetuation on the artist's side... Nothing is a surprise there.
The forums a buzz with opinions. The deviants who spend too much time there should swap me for a weekend though... Lol.

I have no idea, the Sunday has been dull and hence I don't not have much tale to regale people with.